1. Rasmussen at 6:23pm on January 14, 2009

I'm often wondering about the job-ads for webmonkeys and other tech people.
They seem very nice at first glance, but requirements is often sky high. It seems everybody is expecting (or maybe hoping for) the perfect guy.

You mention:
- good management and lead skills
- lot of experience
- really experienced teamplayer
- someone who master PHP, MySQL, HTML, CSS, JavaScript and 'other web technologies' (like what? Soap? Ajax?)
- someone humble enough to "work in the trenches" (taking blame I guess)
- ton of experience with software development
- Write elegant code
- good architect who can implement beautiful, uncoupled, well tested software
- web standards advocate
- be familiar with unobtrusive techniques
- to understand the importance of creating high-quality, accessible web sites and applications.
- impeccable and professional english (both spoken and written)
- availability for up to 30 hours/week
- commitment

In other words, you need a highly committed working bee, who is skilled with LAMP development and websolutions - of course with much experience in modern web technologies.
The dude must have an excellent understanding of modern bussiness-needs and therefore too management skills for high-quality, accessible web sites.
Also he should either be english or living in England, given the need for explaining and understanding the technical and professional terms.

In my oppinion, it's a pity that most companies aim for so high needs, that they exclude so very many potential talents - even from before interviews.

I cant master a truly high level of PHP / MySQL, but I can make w3-compliant, accessible websites and make use of e.g. ajax.
Im no expert architect, but I plan my databases, classes, api's, etc. Not in details, but to keep the needed overview.
Im no bussiness-man (obviously), but I understand the need for $$ and a real bussiness-plan.
Im not aware of my team/social skills, but people around (in current job) tends to understand me and instantly recognise my thoughts.

Am I good enough for the job? I think not, but others may think so.
But it doesnt matter.

With all the required needs, Im not going to apply.

Best regards,
loyal anonymous reader

2. Jesse Skinner at 6:37pm on January 14, 2009

Anyone can apply! I'm just describing my ideal candidate, as are all job postings really. We're all hoping to find the best of the best.

But basically if you're good at coding, you have a lot of availability, you're fun to work with and you'd like to work with me, please get in touch! I've had a flood of responses, but who knows, maybe you've got a little something extra that grabs my attention.

3. waqas ali at 2:00am on January 15, 2009

i wana to teah web developer
tell me some useful suggestions
waqas

4. user at 9:08pm on January 20, 2009

I work with people who are half this guy and earn 150k+.

Good luck.

5. waqas ali at 12:46am on January 23, 2009

i satisfied all your terms
i am a student of bs(cs)
can i help you online
waqas

6. nima at 5:52am on January 25, 2009

I feel I can handle the job , I mean I had no problem with the list you made , but there is two issue:

1 - I am In a third world country.Is this an online position or i must attend somewhere 30 hours per week?

2 - as you see my English is not professional .

7. Jesse Skinner at 8:56am on January 25, 2009

@nima - This is a remote-working position, so it doesn't matter where you are living.

For this project management position, professional perfect English is important. However, if you are very experienced and skilled with web technologies, and have good communication skills, there may still be a need for your help outside of this position.

8. Julianne at 2:06pm on June 22, 2009

Hi Jesse - we have a great web designer and web/software developer who work with us.  We are always looking to network with other people and possibly trade work.  Check out our site http://www.bluelangroup.com and feel free to contact me if you want more info.  Thanks!  Cheers!

9. Ryan at 10:41pm on September 22, 2009

Hello there!

Is the job still available?

2.5 years of PHP 5, MySQL, Valid CSS 2.1 and (X)HTML Strict coding.

I'd be happy to do something part-time as well.
Located in Indiana USA

I can email a portfolio upon request, and I would have added my email here, but it sort of seems...empty in here...echo!

:D

10. Jesse Skinner at 10:44pm on September 22, 2009

@Ryan - you can always contact me privately here:

http://www.thefutureoftheweb.com/contact/me

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